Food Whatsapp Status

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Food Status but my favorite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favorite Food Status in English…

· When I am eating I am deaf and dumb.

· Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

· Life is a combination of magic and pasta.

· A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

· I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

· Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

· You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

· All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

· There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

· Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

· People who Love to eat are always the Best People.

· Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.

· Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah” OK, then I’m coming.

· True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge.

· Salt is born of the purest of parents: the sun and the sea.

· Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

· If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

· We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

· Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.

· I just stepped on cornflakes. Now, I am officially a serial killer.

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